it me - me when it me (via chaoticclassicism)

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inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

(via bullied)

auerr:

simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

Well, I didn’t expect to find this on my dash.

florida-country-girl:

nathanthompson23:

jooliboo:

there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

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I don’t know which face is more accurate

(Source: itamochi, via intensional)

peace-after-revolution:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

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(via unescapable)

equated:

FOLLOW MY BRO!!! HERE’S HIS BLOG!!
http://gymnastkid589.tumblr.com/

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via staynumb)

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